bring imperialist catholic war dogs back in 2017
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I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”
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tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash
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Parks and Rec gets real.
Parks and Rec is always real.
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my American gf: pound me
me: what’s that in metric
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interviewer: so why do you want this job?
me:
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